New Hazard Signs for Parents
Anything in life is dangerous. Parenting is no exception, in fact, it’s more like a lens that magnifies danger by a factor of a bazillion. For those of you not familiar with the numeric value of a “bazillion,” just know that it’s about three quarters of a double infinity.
Don’t worry! We’re not trying to scare you or teach you horrible fake math. We’re here to reassure and prepare you. Because anything is less dangerous when there are lots of warning signs posted… oh… uhhhhh, not very often actually, if we’re being honest. Hey! At least we can kid ourselves! There’s still self delusion left, when Reality strips you naked and kicks you out of the locker room of your dreams into the hallway of life, right?
We need some sleep. How ’bout you?
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