(I Swear) My Wife Just Said… #65

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“So glad you’re my husband! I am a lucky woman.” -Elizabeth

This was made more moving by the fact that I didn’t do anything especially spectacular and it also wasn’t an opener to informing me about a particularly juicy sale she was interested in. Just love. Sweet heart-getting-gooey-in-your-shirt-pocket love.

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18 Comments

  • Monica says:

    So Hopefully you replied with a heartfelt response like “No, I am the lucky one” I tell my hubby how lucky I am because even though he can drive me crazy like no other, I wouldn’t have it any other way. Enjoy your family! =)

    • Andy says:

      I’m sure I said something like, “I only pretend to be your king so they’d let me marry you, My Queen.” I’m pretty flowery in everyday speech. Or “colorful” is how people put it. Or is it “off-colorful”… I don’t think they mean it in a good way.

  • BrainDonkey says:

    I think I’d be suspicious anyway… Weekend sales are coming…

    • Andy says:

      Ha ha ha ha! I have to admit, my response was a little “Aaaaaand?” but only just a little before I melted into her and performed a really bad dip, topping it off with scraping her nose with my mustache as I kissed her. Or something.

  • Laurie says:

    I believe it, I bet you are a pretty great husband!

  • Drew says:

    To quote a great philosopher: “It’s a trap!”

    • Andy says:

      He was so wise. Even though his face looked like bologna got into a fight with a pitbull.

      It's a trap!

      • Yeah. I’d be waiting for the “other shoe” to drop. (Whatever that means.)

        • Andy says:

          What “the other shoe dropping” probably refers to is the second shoe that your wife throws at your head when you’re being a douchecicle. πŸ˜‰

  • Amy says:

    Don’t you find it interesting that the women are all gushy with the comments and the men still think it’s a trap? πŸ™‚ Oh well. It was a sweet and wonderful comment. Take it at face value! FYI – my husband is the most wonderful person I’ve ever met.

    • Andy says:

      I DO find that VERY interesting! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh and hilarious. πŸ˜‰

      In honesty, I do know it was genuine and only added the jest for a laugh. We love each other stupid.

  • Corinna says:

    Oh my gosh. The “we love each other stupid,” quote just got me. Seriously, you guys should write a book. I’d buy it.

  • CourtneyS says:

    I tell my husband as often “I’m so thankful you came into our lives. You turn our crazy into awesomeness” Most of the time its just the truth. Because the truth is-if you don’t hear it or say it “just because” its easy over the years to forget why you’re actually together in the first place.

  • Of course she’s glad. Of course she’s lucky. To have such a naive little man at her beck and call. HA! πŸ˜‰ Probably works out better for you that way really. Ignorance is bliss. (Usually expensive, but still bliss.)

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