My Wife Just Said… #69

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“Yeah? Not if you ever want to see THIS again. Or touch these!” -Elizabeth

 

Before anyone gets all upitty on the topic of sextortion, bear in mind that this was a humorous statement that had the two of us in stitches, and also that it’s also a very effective form of motivation.

 

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26 Comments

  • Lacey S says:
    at 9:05 am

    I wish this worked on my hubby 🙁 But then he just reminds me of how much I would miss it, and I cave…

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    • Andy says:
      at 5:21 pm

      Lucky husband. 😉

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    • Shannon M says:
      at 4:30 am

      I’m the same way! He just says “you can’t last very long without it” and he’s right… damn it! lol

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    • Holly S. says:
      at 3:59 pm

      Same here Lacey! Or he says, “I can always use my hand. YOU’D miss it a lot more than ME.” And he’s right. LOL.

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  • Tad says:
    at 9:08 am

    We don’t know the context here. She could have been referring to the coffee maker and the cookie jar. Which would be much more severe.

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    • Andy says:
      at 5:21 pm

      Ha ha ha ha ha ha! It’s whatever you most fear. Like Luke going into the cave in Empire.

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      • Tad says:
        at 5:36 pm

        Nice reference. “Luke…your condoms…you will not need them.”

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  • Victor says:
    at 9:24 am

    Yet after a thoughtful process I cannot find a link between sextortion and coffee machines and cookie jars… :/

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    • neal says:
      at 11:21 am

      You’re just not thinking hard enough. Let me help you out. There’s also a Blendtek blender and a kitchen mop involved.

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    • Andy says:
      at 5:22 pm

      Some people get pretty naughty with their baked goods, but you’re right, it is a stretch. 😉

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  • Jolene says:
    at 9:26 am

    Haha – It does take humor to have a successful marriage. Well humor and sex.

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  • Ty says:
    at 9:40 am

    I find it Dunn that this post is My wife just said…#69.”

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    • Andy says:
      at 5:24 pm

      I seriously spent 5 minutes trying to find any kind of sensible meaning for “Dunn” on the internet. Help me out here.

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      • Lacey S says:
        at 7:25 am

        There really needs to be an iPhone autocorrect translator 😛

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  • Ty says:
    at 9:42 am

    I find it funny that this post is My wife just said…#69.”

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    • Andy says:
      at 5:25 pm

      Ahhhhhh! Yeah, originally it was going to be a quote about babies and then I typed in the headline and had to switch it to something a little more… appropriate to the number. 😉

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  • charlotte says:
    at 10:33 am

    yeah that wouldn’t work for me. I try then he reminds me that he could last longer without sex then I could…..

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    • Andy says:
      at 5:26 pm

      Wow. I never even thought of the roles being reversed on this sort of thing. Crazy.

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  • Laurie says:
    at 5:56 pm

    I find this sort of humor to be essential, makes the days easier when you have someone making you laugh! Well played Lizzie, well played! I can’t say I have not used this technique myself a time or 2..

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    • Andy says:
      at 2:35 pm

      Ha ha! So true. Laughter is the glue that sticks things together and the grease to make it smooth… when sex isn’t happening. Which is a large percentage of time when you add it all up. 😉

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  • Krieger says:
    at 11:32 am

    Normally followed by my response. “Dang You Libido!”

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  • Shazz says:
    at 4:43 am

    Andy, you sound like the kid at the back of the room calling out and wanting attention, just enjoy the comments from the ladies.

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