My Kid Just Said… #11

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[hands behind back ]
“I do NOT hab poop on my fingews.”
-Lucas (2012, 3 years old)
 

“Whuchoo got behind your back there?” (sniff) “Uhhh… What’s that smell?”

There are some lies you hear that instantly tell you the truth. When someone says they don’t mean to sound a certain way or offend, you know that means they are immediately going to sound that way or be offensive. So when a kid walks up to you and announces their innocence, it kinda sorta totally completely announces guilt. That and the brown stuff covering their hands.

You really want it to be chocolate. You wouldn’t even mind if it was some sugar thievery. But, alas… ARG! That’s not chocolate!!!

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15 Comments

  • Lisa Johnson says:
    at 11:57 am

    I found Brown handprints all over, from the curtains to the couches and walls. Find my 2 year old sitting on the floor with her diaper off, Brown smeared all over her face. Smiles and days, “mmmmm”.

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  • Coco Cana says:
    at 12:33 pm

    I recognized that look in his eye I’m afraid to say. That was going to be my guess. I was hoping for your sake it was a hot wheel though, haha.

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  • Laurie says:
    at 4:54 pm

    No, just No…Yuck!

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  • Corrie K says:
    at 5:59 pm

    Ahhhh yes….. one of my favorites is when you SEE them do something, call them on it, and they’re all “I didn’t _____!!!!” For the love.

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  • Christina says:
    at 6:24 pm

    Oh goodness. We had a moment this weekend. Kid was awake and I successfully talked dad into getting him out of his room.

    He comes down the stairs shouting, “MOM, I POOPED!” so damn proud of himself. Knowing his potty was NOT in his room and knowing he had no way out of his room, I looked at horror at my husband.

    “Yup, he pooped. On the window. Really hope the neighbors weren’t watching.”

    There went my day.

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    • Jess says:
      at 1:34 pm

      “neighbors weren’t watching” got me going, LOL. This must be what I have to look forward to in the coming days?!? Great… (sighs as she pours herself another)

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  • hannah says:
    at 1:35 am

    well i guess i am one of the very very very lucky ones my son now 27 months completly potty trained never wrote his name or drew in his own poop, only came to me and said mommy or daddy i stink..even the doctor is thankful he didnt poop in the office! LOL

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  • Mike says:
    at 7:16 pm

    Oh god, is this what I have to look forward to when I have kids??? >.<

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    • Andy says:
      at 5:22 pm

      Yes.

      But you’re going to kinda sorta totally completely love it. 😉

      Reply

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