What Your Pizza Toppings Can Say About You (Illustrated)
Science has proven that you aren’t actually “what you eat,” at least not literally. But what you do eat CAN say a lot about you. This is so true for pizza.
Maybe pizza toppings won’t tell you who to marry or who to hire for your taxes, but that’s what Magic 8-Balls are for, right? When you take food requests, this handy chart can at least tell you a bit about your family or the people you may be getting together with to watch the Super Bowl (or any game, or sitcom, or paint drying). You can reserve a seat in the far corner of the room for the person who asks if they have squid eyeballs or cactus thorns.
If you’re wondering what pizza has to do with parenting, then I must ask you what fascist country do you live in where deliciousness and happiness are against the law? You might not be into sports, but PIZZA? Please.
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Pizzabook
Oh my gah! How rad does that sound! Don’t bother, I already checked and the domain is taken.