My Wife just Said… #109

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“…Maybe I need stitches, the cut is really deep! Can you just sew me up?”

[Level stare]

“I’m a mom with four tattoos. I can deal with the pain.” -Elizabeth

 
For being such a hypochondriac every so often, my wife can sometimes be a real Mombro. Except without the Stallone slur. Thank goodness.

P.S. I did not “stitch her up.”
 

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10 Comments

  • Danielle says:

    thats awesome. Save time, stitch at home haha gotta get back to mom duties

    • Andy says:

      You gotta do what you gotta do if you wanna get done what needs doing.

  • Kristina says:

    hahaha!!!

    ME: The Dr said I have fluid on my knee, think that flavor injector thing is sharp enough to let some of it out?

    Hubby: Um…..

    Me: What? It’s cheaper than surgery..and I can’t take 6 weeks off..Mom’s don’t have sick days..

    ME: Fine! I’ll do it outside so you don’t have to see…

    The Doc says I’ll walk out of surgery on my own so I guess no home draining.

  • Laurie says:

    Yikes!

  • Jo says:

    Eh, just give her a belt to bite down on, she’ll be fine…we go through child birth, what’s a few needle pricks… ::>_<::

  • Andy says:

    Women are crazy and wonderful. Crazily wonderful and wonderfully crazy.

  • nickol says:

    Next time just get out the super glue. ER nurse sister in law informed me it was invented for field stitches. We have used it at least once. It stings like crazy but works really well on a properly cleaned cut.

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