An Inappropriate Guide to Proper Holiday Dining Etiquette (Video)

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Manners at the table can seem like a sport. Of course, parents are the stressed out coaches, yelling orders from the sidelines or anxiously mouthing silent instructions to their kids. The Holidays, however, are the flippin’ Hunger Games of proper… um…acceptable… ugh… passable dinning etiquette for your kids.

This hilarious video brings back so many memories of trying to teach my… okay, not really! It’s just reaaaaaally freakishly funny! The only thing it reminds me of is trying to teach my kids something with a terrible, vaguely European accent to sound more legitimate. And also food formed into mildly obscene shapes.

Just watch.
 


This bizarre brillance was created by: ZeFrank.
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Happy dining and happy holidays! Be careful with your legumes.

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Instructional Diagrams Are Often Improper
You won’t care, though. Dig in! With your hands and even your feet!
 

7 Comments

  • Mimi says:

    Oh good gravy, that was fabulous!!! “Billy is addicted to pornography!”

  • Mimi says:

    Ah, I just realized this is the “Teddy’s Operation” guy!!! SOOOOO HILARIOUS!! Also, gravy is delightful. Wink wink. Oh geez. I should stop.

  • Bradley says:

    My favorite part:

    “Brussel sprouts are nature’s turd. They taste like turds.”

  • Jo says:

    Mmmm gravy…. 😉

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