Despite all the Japanese-monster-movie-like damage he must do, for the little girl that owns him, he’s priceless. Kinda makes you think, doesn’t it? Just how big are Clifford’s doggie ‘biscuits’ anyways?

No seriously. The guy is HUGE. And, remember when he grew so big at first in their apartment building””so his head and tail were sticking out either side? The demolition and rescue effort must have cost hundreds of thousands! Think about that next time your little rover gnaws up your slippers.

Come to think of it, WTF do the parent’s do for a living to be able to support the care and feeding of such an outrageously gigantic pooch!?! Wow. Just think of the damage a Big Red Dog would do to any lawn. Daily! ::shudders::

I guess the moral of the story is: be thankful your priceless moments don’t come at a cost similar to that of a skyscraper. In Manhattan. Made of solid gold.

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