Bad Product Idea #14: Jell-O Espress-O Shots NEW FLAVOR
“THERE’S ALWAYS ROOM FOR JELL-O.” AND SINCE, FOR PARENTS, THERE’S ALWAYS ROOM FOR SLEEP BUT NEVER ACTUALLY ANY… WHAT IF WE COULD LIVE THE WILD LIFE, ENJOY DESSERT AND DRINK HIGH-POWERED ESPRESSO ALL AT ONCE IN THE FORM OF JELL-O SHOTS!?! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
DESSERT FOR BREAKFAST FINALLY MAKES SENSE!!
WATCH OUT, ENERGY DRINKS! WHO NEEDS “WINGS” WHEN PEOPLE CAN TWITCH AND VIBRATE SO FAST THEY BEGIN LEVITATING AS THEY ENJOY A DESSERT THAT WOULD MAKE ANY HIPSTER BARISTA WEEP POLKA DOTS IN THEIR LATTE FROM THE SHEER BEAUTY OF IT ALL! CAN YOU HEAR IT???? I CAN!!! I CAN HEAR THEIR TEARS!!! OH, BY THE WAY I’VE HAD A WHOLE PACKAGE TWO DAYS AGO! I’VE FORGOTTEN WHAT BLINKING IS LIKE! HAHAHAHAHAHA!*
STAY AWAKE FOREVER!!!
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