Parenterms: “Pajdrama”
Parents know: you can lead a horse* to water**, but you can’t make them drink***.
* kid
** bed
*** sleep
Trying to saddle up the stubborn little pony that is your child with pajamas is occasionally only a little bit less impossible than getting them to close their eyes and go to “for reals” sleep. Trying to dress or undress them with the bucking and rearing of pajdrama certainly qualifies as some form of rodeo-style personal fitness program. ::sigh:: At least you’re burning calories losing your mind.
Some nights you give up, though, and skip your evening workout and settle for a diaper or undies and raising the temperature in the home. Yeehaw.
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Words from the perspective of non-giants (children).
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Arzt4Empfaenger says: 
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