THE FLOOR IS LAVA!
It’s one of the best kid’s games ever, jumping from furniture to furniture to avoid touching the ground, because it is lava. It turns out it’s also one of the best excuses ever. Come brush my teeth? Hah! Yeah right. The floor is lava! Time to do my chores? LAVA! You see, most parents don’t want to hinder their kid’s imaginations and so find themselves in a dilemma when it comes to lava floors and the business of getting their children to do anything. I’m late on my payment? OOZING MOLTEN LAVA THAT WILL KILL WITH THE TOUCH OF A TOE!!! Maybe that one doesn’t work so well with banks and landlords.
Some poor fools just don’t get it at all. They “grew up” or got “educated” and used their age and their books to kill a part inside themselves that once knew, deep down, that the floor could be lava. So, to help these sad people, I’ve used the art of representing Science with artwork to make it all seem more Sciency and legit and junk. Here’s an infographic to show how the floor can be lava!
There you go. Proof positive! Right? THE FLOOR IS LAVA! C’mon. Go with me here. Just stand on a bath mat or something at least. Please?
I guess the point is, since you people are all such fans of there being a point to something: wherever you are, whatever your age, if you suddenly shout out that the floor is lava and someone else in the room immediately jumps up onto a chair or table or counter, say hello to your new best friend for life or, if they’re cute and you’re not with someone, you can go ahead and start debating about script fonts for wedding invitations. Lava at first sight.
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Molten Hot Instructional Diagrams
These aren’t really hot temperature-wise. You’re good.
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