My Wife Just Said… #141
“My hands are fah-reeeeezing! Oh wow. Your balls are so warm!!! Don’t jump away! Oh please let me warm my hands on your balls?”
-Elizabeth
-Elizabeth
Um. Okay so yeah… WOW! That’ll take you from tired to light-speed wakefulness like nothing else! Even if you’re in a coma. Or dead.
Notes to self: 1) never ever allow my wife anywhere near my bits and pieces when she’s complaining about the cold, 2) buy a space heater and mittens, and 3) light the house on fire if necessary.
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