When I was about ten, I created a home-made pair of nunchucks. I sawed a broomstick into two short kid-ninja-sized handles and then, using screws, attached them together with a short chain. After about five minutes of practicing, I was certain that the authentic Japanese word nunchaku must have been defined as “self-inflicted head trauma.” Ten minutes more, I conceded that it my have also meant shin or testicle trauma.

Allegedly this boys is THREE YEARS OLD. I don’t believe it. Not for one ninja second! He can’t be a day under sixty as far as I’m concerned. From my experience, he’d need at least that many decades to get that good. He’s just aged really friggin’ well.

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