Those that know Andy personally are very familiar with his bombastic personality, but only a select few are aware of how terrible he is at martial arts. A few days ago he had a violent encounter with a dragon while trying to save two kittens from a burning orphanage, or something, and injured his hand. He sent me this picture this morning after seeing a hand specialist…

So, what does this mean. It means that, while he might be able to attempt to write some posts, he won’t be creating any Instructional Diagrams or Photoshopped magic for a few months. And he’ll probably have trouble tying his Chucks.

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You might be saying to yourself, “But wait! It’s April Fool’s Day!” Ah ha! Yes. Yes it is, and yes, it’s also our 4th website-versary, and we’re known for celebrating with shenanigans. SO! I’ll give you a clue, no, a CHOICE. Yesterday we posted about our crazy crowd-sourced casino winning’s on Andy’s Carnival cruise. And today I’m saying Andy’s out of commission with a broken hand. What do YOU believe???

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Andy DOES actually exist (though most of you voted that he doesn’t) and he DID actually break his hand, but his visual creative cannot be stopped, even if he has to use a robotic hand while he’s mending.

Aaaaaaaand we did NOT win 12K in the Carnival Cruise Lines casino. They DID send him on an amazing cruise and were fun-spirited enough to let us take over their casino for our April Foolishness this year.

Thanks to all our readers for putting up with us!