“I’m thinking about dying my hair. Or should I just leave it? Gray is the new black, right?”
-Elizabeth
 

Fresh out of the shower and looking fierce.

My wife just got a pixie cut again and before you read any further YES I GOT PERMISSION FROM MY WIFE TO POST THIS PICTURE. Sure, I had to promise… things. But I did get her permission.

One morning afterwards, though, she told me she thought the few grays she has seemed to stand out as a result. I did my husbandly duty and made really farty Pffffft! sounds to dramatically declare my disagreement at the absurd suggestion, claiming Sherlock himself would need magnifying glasses. In actuality, I really didn’t see what she was seeing.

She fluffed and fretted at her hair in the mirror not really listening to anything but the screaming lightness of a few gray hairs. I decided to persist, pointing out the extremely obvious gray in my beard. She turned her head at me with a frown like I was a lunatic for comparing the two. “But you’re a MAN.”

I shrugged. True enough.

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