Parenthood is a sort of a cultist thing. Before you have kids, everyone you know asks when you’re going to have them. You’d think that would be the end of it, but it’s not. Then, they start asking if you’re going to have more. But my “favorite” aspect of parenting is the constand advice. Oh, the lordly declarations of people saying they know how to parent gooder than you. It’s amazing.

But let me stop describing it in words, and show you with a short clip instead. Everything you need know about how it feels to receive parenting advice is contained here.

Avara and I = wrestlers. Advice = folding chairs. Ring = my life.